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22 hours ago

bihanny:

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nie mingjue makes a new friend. baby lan wangji does not like gege’s new friend.

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442 replies
1 day ago

hemaris:

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”i’m sorry. i’m so sorry.”

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30012 replies
1 day ago

charmcoin:

charmcoin:

marcille is NOT an animal crossing cozy gamer girl she is a fucking spreadsheet warrior. maybe she plays stardew valley but she runs that farm like the navy

tired: marcille plays animal crossing and nothing else

wired: senshi plays animal crossing and nothing else

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1 day ago

wackom:

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Bothering the beast

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4733 replies
2 days ago

zkyeline:

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spark my crazy head to keep you warm and alive

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3420 replies
2 days ago

kelpeigh:

David Tennant deserves so much praise for the physical comedy in his Crowley performance. The man absolutely understood his assignment as a demon that used to take a snake form; he exudes wiggles and chaos. If that’s not art I don’t know what is

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4683 replies
2 days ago

fuckyeahchinesefashion:

By 爱鼓捣的形志磊xing zhilei

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288665 replies
3 days ago

elodieunderglass:

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boimgfrog:

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boimgfrog:

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boimgfrog:

catsnraincoats:

boimgfrog:

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boimgfrog:

radishnt:

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mothman-misato:

radishnt:

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

Radish. Answer the question radish.

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

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You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]

why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

Its takes less than a minute

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

Like seven minutes

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

Yet another post that reads like four shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief

(Enter RADISHN’T, MOTHMAN MISATO, BOIMG FROG and CATS'N RAINCOATS, stage left. They are having a HEATED DISCUSSION.)

RADISHN’T: Prithee, which one of you had planned to tell

Of diff'rent flavours gained by simple act

Of brewing tea with water hot, not cold?

MOTHMAN: Egad! you poured the water cold? Wherefore?!

FROG: An answer from you, Radish, I must beg.

RADISHN’T: Indeed I did, dear friends - why does this shock?

Without the guide of others I assumed

That heat was merely added for the sake

Of expediting this solution’s brewing!

Half a decade I have spent, or more,

Not questioning this worldview I had made.

In fact, I am myself a bit surprised

That you might think that I, your dearest friend,

Might have a patience of sufficient stock

To wait until a pot of water boils.

FROG: Three minutes overtaxes patience so?

The microwave will beep when it is done!

CATS'N: My friend, this answer vexes me the more!

Can it be true that thou dost boil by nuke?!

FROG: Are you in turn, my friend, so shocked to know

That I have not the patience, like our Root,

To boil upon the stove our favour’d drink?

CATS'N: It takes less than a minute!

FROG: On what plate?

Perhaps your dinner cooks atop the sun?

CATS'N: How long can take your stove to fill the task

Of boiling but a single cup alone?

FROG: In minutes?

CATS'N: Yes!

FROG: I counted seven, once.

CATS'N: Perhaps you ought to have your timepiece checked!

If on a middle heat you place the cup

You soon will have the scalding drink you crave.

Two minutes, in a mug upon the plate

Or even less, if you should have a pot.

FROG: You cause me tears - is this how thou dost live?

You place upon the iron stove a mug?

A mug, ceramic, filled with water cold?

How do these flames, though medium in height,

Not shatter like a glass this fragile thing?

Surely, then, your kitchen is bewitched

With magicks far beyond the mortal ken!

(The FOUR realise they have wandered into the THRONE ROOM. The ROYAL COURT watches with fascination.)

KING: Ev'ry single person in this group must be a fucking lunatic, it seems.

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Originally posted by netgumbo

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833962 replies
5 days ago

rapicho:

ok every time I see this post I find it necessary to point out Jesus was a carpenter like he legit would’ve used the fuck outta a nail gun

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270 replies
1 week ago

the-cookie-of-doom:

laundryverse:

sibling relationships in kinnporsche are excellent(devastating) but the khun-kinn-kim relationship specifically is out to peel me like overripe fruit.

kinn refusing to let any of it *gestures to the entire clusterfuck of mafia shit* touch kim, would rather not see kim at all, would bear the burden of the theerapanyakul empire a thousand times over before he lets korn CONSIDER kim to inherit any of it. he can’t ever fuck up because kim is next in line. let kim be the singer he couldn’t be. let kim be the feral absentee brother. it will be good for all of them.

and kinn to khun would be like. i’ll take care of you. and tankhun will NOT say it’s rotten work but he will make the most goddamn annoying spectacle of himself, maim kinn and give his bodyguards heart attacks in the process, and it still would not be rotten work to kinn. who is the king of rotten work. as the Heir. in tankhun’s place. let khun be safe, feel safe, so he can be the rock that holds their house together.

something something “i loved you completely, and you loved me the same, the rest is confetti”

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@snickerdoodlles driving me insane with these tags

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